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Armbrace
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Im writing to tell you how pleased my boyfriend and I are with our Armbraces. Their realistic size, color, warm-to-the-touch surface and suppleness all make them seem so real. I sleep much better now when away on business trips, with my head on his arm. I love waking up to his biceps hug and exchanging
hand squeezes. Martha S.
Your armed-for-comfort product has worked to perfection. When its hooked up to my friend, she inputs straight elbow plus half-bending/opening fingers so I can use the limb as a backscratcher. It reaches sensitive spots I hadnt dreamed I possessed. The ability to converse and send commands gives your mobile member a leg up on the competition. Jack Theo Scratcha
Being a lady truck driver means I really appreciate the feel of my honey buns arm across my shoulders, on long hauls. Each cuddle, or even fingers creeping towards my boob, tells me hes thinking of me, just then. Am anxiously awaiting development of your advanced line with Naugahair and scent pit to make the illusion complete. Mrs. Kisses
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I want mine to be remotely controlled by a bionic style armglove (in fact two arm-gloves together) which would send a second signal through my mobile phone, which is picked up by a double armbrace ("The BearHug" I think the catalog calls it..) so that I could call my son up on my mobile, and give him a hug from a distance. :) |
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Hmm. We had telemetric (and teledildonic) devices around here at one time. All that is old is new again. |
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This has some potential very sinister and very explicit uses... two of the main criteria for me giving out pastry. |
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I suppose I could say this is semi-baked, but Im not going to because the writing is hilarious. - Nice one FJ. |
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