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There are way too many types of cheese in the world. About 200 types of cheddar for starters. And its just an excuse for people to sell more cheese than is necessary.
The Cheese Tsar will adjudicate whether a cheese is significantly different from an existing cheese to become a cheese in its own
right. Apart from publicising those filthy lying false cheese pimps an additional benefit will be the stinulation of the cheese producing community to make more elaborate and innovative cheeses.
All manner of Caesiform Delights
http://www.ironwork...python/cheeshop.htm [gnomethang, Oct 05 2004]
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This would cause a lot of fighting. Can't we all just get a longhorn? |
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Heh. Cheesy. I nominate myself. Platform: keep all cheese the way it is. |
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Shouldn't he be called "The Käsekaiser"? |
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Whatever you call him, there will always be those that think he's a muenster. |
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No cheese for you! Oh wait, that's the cheese nazi. |
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If a woman lands the job, would she be known as the Queso Queen? |
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Would there be local levels of this cheese controller, say at the city level, say Cheese Burgermeister? |
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I can't believe we are stilton this subject. |
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This idea takes the biscuit ... which you could then eat with the cheese of your choice. |
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..and a couple of grapes on the side. Cleanses the palate, dontcha know! |
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I'll guarantee you this is Baked in the European Community - I don't think there's anything related to food or wine that those guys don't pay some bureaucrat to regulate. |
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//more cheese than is necessary// No such thing. All cheese is necessary and good. After all, it ain't easy bein' cheesy. |
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