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Cat Love Day
Federal holiday where we all celebrate our love of cats. | |
People would be encouraged to:
1- Dress like cats.
2- Talk like cats. (Meow meow it's a nice day meow
meow.)
3- Say "Puuurrrfect" a lot when describing something
that's
good.
4- Take their cats to work, which is closed because it's a
holiday.
I dare anybody out there to bone this
awesome
idea.
I double dare you.
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Well, you know it ain't gonna be ME-OW. |
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(okay, just got caught up on the latest. 8th, come out,
come out whoever you are...) |
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That's the ticket! Lots of cat puns! All day! |
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You wouldn't be able to buy lunch, talk politics or listen
to
the news without getting hit with a cat pun! |
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"Did you want CAT-SUP on that hot dog?" "I'm all FUR that
new candidate." "We now PAWS for this word from our
sponsor." |
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Even horrible events would be described with cute cat
puns. "Total CAT-
ASTROPHY today with a 20 car pileup on the freeway." |
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There would be no escape from these cute, furry little
balls of fluff. |
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Yup. This is such a great idea nobody out there would
ever bone it
I guess. |
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This would be every day, right? |
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Every day is Cat Love Day! |
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And since work has been permanently cancelled, the
government would supply us with unlimited money for free
so we could all have plenty of time to celebrate our cats! |
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Maybe the government should also supply everyone with free kittens just in case someone doesn't have enough |
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I'll let you handle that one. |
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You've definitely crossed fe line with this one. |
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I'm just like kitten around. |
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Well 8, if you're trying to freak us out, you're doing
a
good job. |
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Have you tried sprinkling some flour on the floor and checking for [8th] prints in the morning? |
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Ok, who knows his phone number? Address? Next of
kin? Neighbors? Planet? (ha, had to throw that in.) |
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Crickets or tumbleweeds. WTF? |
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whatrock sent him an email. |
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I'm assuming he hasn't heard anything back. |
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If anything happens to 8th, karma will ensure he is
reincarnated as a very fluffy kitten. |
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I like this idea and wish to improve it by adding a few
features to this holiday: |
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* a "take-a-child-to- every-workplace -even-8th-of-7's -
day" |
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* temporary ban of all explosives, particularly anvil-
launching |
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* a mandatory cat in every home for the duration of the
holiday |
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* an obligation to entertain and attempt to drink tea with
the cat |
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Did you get a response from his email? |
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I would suggest that losing one of our dear ones has made us all a bit paranoid. The most likely causes of his absence are relatively benign. |
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I don't know man, he's been coming here almost
every day for the 15 years I've been coming here. |
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I never thought I'd ever hear anything about [8th] described as //relatively benign// |
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Yes, he is the most dedicated and devoted baker
here. He and Max were my go-to guys to escape the
insanity of this world. |
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[blissy] and [doc] I have not. The email did not bounce
back so it went somewhere. |
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These people have bengalivanting a long time with our cat-hating friend, but I though you have too. Still, I would be lion if I said I wasn't a little concerned. Life is a cheetah, no doubt. Turn around and it will cross you. So here's hoping he's okay. |
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