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In the US it's fairly well known that the best strategy
by an innocent or guilty individual undergoing
questioning by police is always, always to say nothing.
Police in the US use various tactics including
intimidation/bullying, lying, threats, and psychology
to get a person to talk against
his own best interest. These tactics work in many cases because the person
hasn't gotten used to being badgered in this fashion.
This service would hire off duty and retired cops and
have them shout at people in intense one-on-one
weekly sessions. The purpose would be to help the
person stay silent under duress.
Why you should never talk to a cop.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc It's good advice. Follow it. [DrBob, Apr 16 2014]
Scottish news report featuring "British Shouting"
http://www.youtube....watch?v=rZtJG7NFQZs [calum, Apr 16 2014]
heat , classic burt reynolds movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093164/ cannot teach an old dog new balls. [teslaberry, Apr 24 2014]
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There's scope for anti-intimidation training wrt people who are not members of the Illinois law enforcement community also: purely social intimidation is pretty much endemic in some workplaces. Such training is, at heart, a confidence boosting exercise in re the intimidated. And that (looping back) is the issue with intimidation by representatives of the law enforcement apparatus, because it is hard to have confidence when the power dynamic is so utterly unequal. |
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In the case of being a woman, it is best to have
cleavage showing at that time! |
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Category: Business: General |
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And you think people are going to pay you for this? I think you'd have better luck with meditative exercises. |
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I've dealt with officers who would not relent until you showed some fear - fortunately they are the exception, not the rule. |
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Some talk, but about unrelated things like the weather. I had a boss who would only talk about the weather. He never got in trouble for something he had said, because he never said anything of importance. But he talked and talked. |
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Your course might coach people unable to shut up to prattle about things of little consequence. Total silence is preferred, but... |
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After watching the video I can see how talking just about the weather could get you convicted. |
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If you think I'm gonna let you attend those anti-
intimidation classes, you've got another think
coming. |
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Thanks a lot, [Maxwell] - now I have a Judas Priest song stuck in my head. |
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Erm ended up talking to two police officers and I bowed out of the conversation when it was heading towards the bit where I would have to explain why I'm not a criminal...too surreal for me. |
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Anyone who ever shouted at me with an American accent, just made me laugh. |
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Don't give them that hoity toity, artsy lah dee, oh I'm so sorry for intimidating you, dah, stick it up your feathers, fancy pantsie excuse to avoid the bollocking hows your granny, courses. |
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//Right, because Brits are so renowned for their
superior shouting. "I SAY, OLD BEAN.."// |
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Yes, and then we quietly go away and fetch the RAF. |
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The "cheat code" in this game is to say "lawyer".
Over & over, like a mantra. |
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What other "games" exist where you can stumble
into it by accident, & have seasoned professionals
play their strategies & then you die? |
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I want to know the "cheat code" to those games as
well. |
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All of this is making me laugh even more. I'll find a scary accent and post it. |
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only a totally pussified culture to begin with would
have people suggesting this. |
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anti-intimidation training. is a fucking contradiction
in terms. |
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if you didn't learn to grow a pair of balls when you
were young, and you don't have REAL cause to grow
balls when your older (desperate circumstances)
than you cannot buy balls with some training..... |
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this reminds me of an old burt reynolds movie, a
terrible movie, but classic burt. where a rich
computer guy pays burt to train him to have some
balls. |
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//held policemen in high regard// |
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Israeli policemen jokes:
* Why does he tilt his head while writing your
ticket? So that he can write. It concentrates all his
IQ in one place. |
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* He stops a guy at Tsczernichowsci Avenue. Starts
writing a ticket. Tears it out of the pad, and starts
a second one. Tears it and starts a third. Finally
when only one form is left, he asks the driver: You
mind if we advance a little up to Hess Road? |
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*He decides to become an officer. His wife tells
him that he must know how to read and write
first, and do math. So they take a private teacher,
an experienced young woman soldier-teacher now
off duty. She's extremely talented, and within a
year and a half he already knows how to read and
write all the letters, some words and even an easy
paragraph. He also learned all the numbers, and
knows how to add and subtract, and even multiply
up to 8x5, when the test date arrives. |
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All the guys are smoking when the policewomen
says: No smoking, no turning of the page till I tell
you, don't forget to put your name on top, and
you have exactly 2 and a half hours. Turn the
pages now. |
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He inhales, puts out his cigarette, turns the test
over and sees its real easy. There's only one
question and its in the material he prepared for. 4
x 4. That's easy!! |
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He writes his name, writes down the answer, 14,
and is the first to leave the classroom. |
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When he gets home his wife asks him how it went.
Easy, he says, there was only one question. What
was the question, she asks. 4 x 4 he says. She pulls
the calculator out from the desk drawer, but
before she has a chance to say anything he
notices the change of color on her face and grabs
it himself. He presses. 4 x 4 =. 16! Now he
realizes. They tricked him. They gave him only one
question. If they gave him a few questions he
could have failed on some and succeeded on
another. It was a year and half of hard effort, but
what do they care?! And it was a tricky question
too. 4 x 4. Of course they WANTED him to get
mixed up and say 14. The conspiracy was clear. |
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He goes running to headquarters, they had just
closed the reception window and he bangs on it
loudly, while calling out. A small wicket is opened.
Yes? What do you want? |
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How dare you? I studied for this test for a whole
year and...
Just a minute sir. What is your name?
What do you want? You passed!
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I did?! But how?!!
You were the closest. |
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