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2003

 easy-break eggs  gilest  Food: Egg  Aug 24 03 
 crack n fry 
 
 Two Beers Funny  Dog Ed  Culture: Scale  Aug 21 03 
 A scale for rating humor, similar to Two Cats Mad 
 
 "Rush O'Reilly"  markvalentine1  Culture: Celebrity  Aug 17 03 
 New Media Darling 
 
 Shampoo 4 U  gizmo  Product: Shampoo  Aug 16 03 
 Pre measured shampoo 
 
 kettle with in-water thermostat  Did I say that  Product: Kettle  Jul 25 03 
 Put the thermostat of a kettle in the water 
 
 Forget device  baby_steffee  Science: Health: Memory  Jul 07 03 
 to make you forget a good book, TV episode, film 
 
 Fast Food atm  smylly  Food: Fast Food  Jun 09 03 
 Order food by pressing buttons on atm-like screen 
 
 A-1 Bum Rental  AfroAssault  Business: Rental  May 27 03 
 Specializing in movie theater clearance 
 
 subtitle location  rebekkahshiri  Product: Television: Subtitles  May 27 03 
 put the subtitles where the movie isn't 
 
 Cigarette Air-Bags  Ander  Science: Health: Smoking  May 08 03 
 An overdue safety device 
 
 cylinder soccer  technobadger  Sport: Soccer Ground  May 02 03 
 in a spinning cylinder 
 
 dual-flash camera  supercat  Product: Camera  Apr 20 03 
 Camera with two flashes, to minimize shadows 
 
 Education Reform With Teeth  boris  Public: Education Reform  Apr 14 03 
 Let's quit mollycoddling the lil' b******s 
 
 Plane Proof Buildings  thinck  Home: Safety  Apr 09 03 
 a building desing capable of sustaining high impact blows. 
 
 Star Wars: Episode 2 Love Ballad  mrkillboy  Culture: Music: Song  Apr 07 03 
 And on the bongos...Jar Jar Binks! 
 
 Teen Trend Stock Market  EvoketheTiger  Business: Financial: Stock Market  Mar 28 03 
 Simulated Stock Market to track teen trends 
 
 Hate Hearts  DrBob  Food: Sweet  Mar 19 03 
 Sweets with a kick (right where it hurts). 
 
 Stinky car alarm  jons  Vehicle: Car: Fumes  Mar 13 03 
 steal car, smell of eggs 
 
 Re-mappable keyboard  beauxeault  Computer: Keyboard: Layout  Mar 12 03 
 Death to QWERTY, eventually. 
 
 Bruckheimer Man  mrkillboy  Culture: Superhero: A-C  Mar 06 03 
 For the American way...with explosions! 
 
 Skinny Fridge  jackoutofthebox  Product: Refrigerator: Shape  Feb 18 03 
 College/Singles fridge 
 
 Tipping financed art  tolly3  Business: Financial: Micropayments  Feb 13 03 
 Pay for books, music, movies by tipping. 
 
 STD Hedgehog  Mickey the Fish  Vehicle: Car: Law Enforcement: Stopping  Feb 07 03 
 Severe Tyre Damage for our spiny friends 
 
 psychic licensing  Madisonman  Business: False Claims  Feb 05 03 
 require psychics advertising on tv to be licensed 
 
 Corporate Rights  dbsousa  Public: Law: Constitution  Jan 22 03 
 Amend the Constitution 
 
 Dream Database  snarky  Science: Health: Dream  Jan 10 03 
 universal symbology 
 
 Pit Fighter Tycoon  phonuz  Computer: Game: Business Simulation  Jan 07 03 
 Be the Don King of underground Pit Fights! 
 
 rhyming thesaurus  johnny_smooth  Culture: Book: Reference  Jan 05 03 
 reference material for hip hoppers 
 
 The John Doe Audio Commentary  mrkillboy  Culture: Alternate Soundtracks  Jan 05 03 
 DVD Audio Commentaries using ordinary people as oppossed to people involved with the movie. 
 

2002

 Graded chili course  neelandan  Food: Spice  Dec 30 02 
 Eat your way up the hot scale 
 
 Offside camera  sappho  Sport: Camera  Dec 30 02 
 using player position and ball impact sensor devices. 
 
 Primate Brains vs. TV  centauri  Science: Health: Genetics  Dec 23 02 
 A defense mechanism we no longer need. 
 
 Win on National Lottery  Mickey the Fish  Business: Lottery: Alternative  Dec 21 02 
 A foolproof method to win on the lottery every week 
 
 Brow Bills  FarmerJohn  Fashion: Hair: Facial  Dec 07 02 
 Eyeshades on the eyebrows 
 
 Debugging CPU  Richard K  Computer: CPU  Dec 07 02 
 Hardware to check values are initialized 
 
 Caller I.Q.  Reverend D  Computer: Tech Support  Dec 05 02 
 A way for techs to know the real story. 
 
 marinade napalm  panthaz paradise  Food: Temperature  Dec 04 02 
 cook and flavour 
 
 Time (in color)  Amos Kito  Product: Clock: Display: Digital  Dec 03 02 
  
 
 Virtuous Months  mrouse  Culture: Calendar: Month  Nov 25 02 
 Rename the months of the year after virtuous attributes 
 
 Warp brakes  sadie  Vehicle: Car: Brake  Nov 25 02 
 Do something useful with all this advanced starship technology 
 
 IQ on driver's license  vulgrin  Vehicle: Car: License  Nov 12 02 
 Governments should place IQ rating on Driver's license or identification. 
 
 Swimming-Babe Screensaver  Ander  Computer: Screensaver  Nov 01 02 
 This would be very relaxing. 
 
 Archaic Insult Repository  kpx  Culture: Profanity  Sep 24 02 
 Bringing dignity to forgotten discourtesy 
 
 Electronic catalog with copyright references  GusLacerda  Culture: Website: Reference  Sep 24 02 
  
 
 Restaurant Memberships 2  lee  Food: Restaurant: Feature  Sep 17 02 
 Guaranteed reservations at your favorite restaurants 
 
 God Shop  pfperry  Public: Church  Sep 13 02 
 Bespoke Religions to the Gentry 
 
 "This Side Up" Condom Packaging  pwo  Science: Health: Condom  Sep 07 02 
 with texture 
 
 Double resolution  bookworm  Computer: Graphics  Aug 29 02 
 Crisper fonts and decent sized bitmaps 
 
 Religious  rabid_peacock  Product: Office Supplies  Aug 18 02 
 Smile to the crucifiction whist sharpening your pencil! 
 
 Dead Pool  thumbwax  Public: Capital Punishment  Aug 11 02 
 Wager on date / time etc. of unscheduled execution of Prisoner 
 
 Bigger calendar holes  NickTheGreat  Culture: Calendar  Aug 04 02 
 Diameter > 3mm 
 
 Browser Macros  BinaryCookies  Computer: Browsing: Bookmark  Aug 03 02 
 Run through your daily routine automatically! 
 
 SPAR system  watermelancholy  Public: Prison  Jul 27 02 
 Prison the way it should be. 
 
 Codefendancy  reensure  Public: Legal system  Jul 25 02 
 Remove the practice of law from the courts. 
 
 Theft Certificate  FarmerJohn  Business: Customer Loyalty  Jul 24 02 
 A gift to steal for 
 
 Best Character Actor Award  waugsqueke  Culture: Television: Award Show  Jul 24 02 
 A new Academy Award category 
 
 Chocolate Coated Everything  sirrobin  Food: Chocolate: Coating  Jul 23 02 
 Well maybe not everything... 
 
 Program Information Bar  andrewm  Culture: Television: Ad  Jul 23 02 
 Shows what's on during a commercial. 
 
 Halfbakery Biennial  DrCurry  Halfbakery: Filtering  Jul 22 02 
 Juried Summer Show 
 
 Armchair Tank  8th of 7  Home: Warniture  Jul 17 02 
 Protection, mobility and firepower 
 
 Marriage insurance  sadie  Other: Marriage  Jul 12 02 
 Alimony can be expensive. Make sure you don't get stung. 
 
 Ingredients/Nutrition Info for Alcoholic Beverages  XSarenkaX  Food: Drink: Packaging  Jul 12 02 
 Calories, Fat, Ingredients - why exclude drinks containing alcohol from this requirement? 
 
 BASIC programming KB  GadgetMaster  Computer: Keyboard: Keys  Jul 12 02 
 Lazy afternoon brew 
 
 Juice database  cypherpunks  Business: Supermarket  Jul 10 02 
 An informal survey of my freezer 
 
 Briefcase legs  drew  Product: Luggage  Jul 09 02 
 Automatic legs for the heavier briefcase 
 
 Second Approval  alexbl  Business: Credit Card: Security  Jul 06 02 
 Secure shopping on the internet 
 
 slashdot jealousy controll device  cybercyph  Halfbakery: Other Sites  Jul 05 02 
 on slashdot, people call it /. 
 
 Cigs that look and smell like marjuana  Dreaming _Knight  Product: Cigarette: Flavor  Jul 05 02 
 Try smokeing one at the foodcourt in a large mall. 
 
 Remote Snitcher  Mr Burns  Vehicle: Car: Drunk Driving  Jun 26 02 
 Report a drunk without even reaching for your cell phone 
 
 cell phone ejection  raisin  Product: Cell Phone: Countermeasure  Jun 24 02 
 if your cell phone rings in a theater, automatic and immediate ejection from theater 
 
 The Naturists Channel  DrCurry  Culture: Television: Channel  Jun 23 02 
 All Nudes, All The Time! 
 
 Heat - powered fans  Saruman  Vehicle: Car: Climate: Cooling  Jun 22 02 
 To prevent heat build-up in a car. 
 
 Hands-free, no tangle leash  PotatoStew  Home: Pet: Supplies  Jun 13 02 
 No tripping on the leash, and no need to hold onto it 
 
 Pooled IP Commerce  dsm  Business: Financial: Micropayments  Jun 12 02 
 The world buys IP products, not individuals. 
 
 Weatheroom.  stupop  Business: Workplace  Jun 11 02 
 I wonder 'weather' I should go out dressed like this? 
 
 auto-recharging laptop  jutta  Computer: Keyboard  Jun 10 02 
 Generate power from keypresses 
 
 TV Commentator Mute  thumbwax  Culture: Television: Filter  Jun 09 02 
 Shuts 'em up 
 
 iFrame category lists  ironfroggy  Halfbakery: Layout  Jun 09 02 
 Use an iframe tag to list the ideas in the current catagory 
 
 Translucent biff  bookworm  Computer: Email  May 31 02 
 An unobtrusive e-mail notifier 
 
 Sun Crematorium  BellyUp  Business: Cemetery  May 28 02 
 Incinerate dead bodies with sunpower 
 
 Constant-Flow Major-Street Layout  Vernon  Vehicle: Road: Intersection  May 15 02 
 It is possible to design a city's street system so that it is safe to have no traffic lights anywhere. 
 
 Four day school week  mrouse  Public: Education Reform  May 13 02 
 12 4-day weeks per quarter would be better for schools 
 
 Musical Bridge I, II, III  Dog Ed  Culture: Music: Feature  May 12 02 
 Play music using various sorts of bridge 
 
 Living Carpet 2  beauxeault  Home: Floor: Carpet  May 10 02 
 "Honey, would you mow the carpet, please?" 
 
 HitCylinders  Amishman35  Product: Music Media  May 04 02 
 Songs that are on Tiger(tm) HitClips could be recorded on Cylinders 
 
 Auto DJ  ironfroggy  Computer: Audio Player  May 02 02 
 Advanced Track Selection 
 
 bamboo bacon stretcher  hadji  Product: Cookware  Apr 29 02 
 funky-curly bacon… no more! 
 
 Managed Music  last_minute_fan  Product: Audio: Player  Apr 13 02 
 No hassle music 
 
 Not 'evermean' Song  gizmo  Halfbakery: Song: N-Z  Apr 12 02 
 to the tune of 'evergreen' sung by Will Young in a Robbie Williams voice 
 
 Cactus Gum  rcornell  Food: Ha-ha Dangerous  Apr 12 02 
 Watermelon-green gumballs filled with prickly spines. 
 
 Raise Gas Tax in US  CasaLoco  Public: Tax  Apr 04 02 
 Pay off the national debt AND get greener. 
 
 Gamer's Commentary  brewmaster  Computer: Game: Commentary  Apr 04 02 
 Computer game includes a "director's commentary" 
 
 High Flyer  sdm  Fashion: Pants: Closing  Apr 03 02 
 A fly which can't be left undone. 
 
 Pastrie - A parody on Eulalie.  Pseudonym #3  Halfbakery: Poetry  Apr 01 02 
 And yes, I can spell 'pastry' correctly. 
 
 Anti-ringtone device  afroman  Product: Cell Phone: Ringtone  Mar 30 02 
 A must for all nokia phones 
 
 refractive disguise  technobadger  Fashion: Mask  Mar 21 02 
 by transparent material 
 
 Gentle digital clock  juuitchan3  Product: Clock: Display: Digital  Mar 20 02 
 The digits do not jump; they glide. 
 
 Texture Gloves/TML  emilyrose  Product: Gloves  Mar 13 02 
 That dress in the online catalog looks so soft - but how do you know? 
 
 amorographic films  Protector of Mankind  Culture: Movie: Genre  Mar 09 02 
 hardcore love snuggle fests 
 
 Scarlet Letter justice system  pottedstu  Public: Punishment: Humiliation  Mar 08 02 
 Identify criminals as their punishment 
 

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