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The Armchair Tank is essential equipment for any force besieging a Sofa Fort. It can be used to transport an attacking force right up to the edge of a Carpet Moat, safe from the unerring salvoes fired from the defender's Cushion Trebuchets.
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This will go well with my force of Armchair Assasins and Ottoman Turkish Raiders. |
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How is this series of silly ideas any different from the "pole pants" ideas? |
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I'd actually sit down in an armchair tank... |
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bookworm: I think the essential difference is that this is a gently-evolving series of silly but humorous ideas, posted by different contributors, rather than a long series of ideas posted by the same contributor which weren't even very funny to start with. No-one has complained or posted any specially critical annotations. If there had been, I imagine the thread would have stopped. No doubt these ideas will quietly disappear into the archive over the next few days, and no-one will try to keep forcing the theme into the forefront once the joke has run its course. |
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8th has been here a whole month now folks. |
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Hey, hey, I can count .... 60 ideas so far, too ..... but the pile of fishbones is starting to get a bit whiffy .... |
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But I can just never bear to throw anything away .... and I think I already killed all the Baked ones .... |
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Hmmmm. I wish there was a way of archiving them somewhere on the site. |
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Besides, leaving things on show (even if heavily fishboned) acts as a guide to those who come after with similar schemes. |
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save them onto floppy disc, bugsy |
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