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beauxeault

Male U.S. Citizen, husband and father. Half-way to middle age (if I live to be 172, that is).

Yes, it's pronounced "bozo," which is intended to be mildly self-effacing and a mildly satirical jab at the superfluous use of letters in written French (150% excess in this case).

email: beauxeault@yahoo.com , but I sometimes go days without checking it.

The best idea I ever had: http://www.leaderu.com/truth/1truth23.html (note: the above link does not mean that I am William Alston)

[Jun 27 2000]

    
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 beverage preserver
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 Book-Sale-Day Carols
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 Cry if you want to
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(+6, -1) Disarmable Arms
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(+9, -5) Dr. Sue's
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 Escher's Ketch
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 Iraq Compromise(?)
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 Lawn Guy Land
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 PaciFrog
 Pedant's Phone
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 PupilPal
 Re-mappable keyboard
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(+3) Rental Car Gas Account
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(-1) Seasick Rescue Service
(+7, -1) Shower-cam
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 Street-legal Planemate
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(+7) The Perfect Lottery
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(+4, -2) Troll-Baiters Anonymous
(+1) UnDoorWare
(+6, -1) Washing machine cow catcher
(+5, -1) Write on smart paper
 

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