Calvinball Contracts

Legal contracts written and negotiated according to the rules of Calvinball.

to illustrate:

Whereas the party of the first part (SMARTYPANTS) shall henceforth be known as "EL SUPREMIO ------------------ MAGNIFICENTE" until the end of time or until the scuzzzy | HOME BASE | party of the second part (BILIOUS FOOL) counts to eleventy------------------ -fifteen backwards from seven gazillion and six, by twenty-sevens (or by forty-ones when under DOUBLEBUBBLE BONUS restrictions), whichever comes first (or second, if the sum of the scores of all parties is a prime number), let it therefore be resolved that,

1. The first party shall supply to the second party such resources as necessary to >>>INFINITY ZONE!<<< (all provisions currently in effect are now divided by zero!).

2. In the event that...

(and so forth)

I tried to draw in a map to a pirate's treasure, with the trail leading all through the text, but was thwarted by the fact that I can't use multiple blank spaces. Oh well. You get the idea.