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5¢
Or, "If I had a nickle for every time ..." | |
Build this idea into an employment contract wage discussion and use this standard instead of arbitrary merit pay increases.
Essentially, merit increases for listening to crap that never ceases to amaze.
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i'm not sure i understand. |
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5¢... I asked why someone was doing something, like changing air conditioner settings, and the reply I get is "How else can I get comfortable?" |
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i stopped a taxi headed uptown.
i said, "canal and broadway."
he said,"i'm going uptown."
you got my vote. |
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If I had a nickle for every time I had to help panicky, computer phobic people over the phone... waaaait. |
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5¢ ... for every 20 paperclips I can pull out of the carpet by that desk right now. centauri: I think that's called 'job security'. |
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"Before you go, could you just..." Kerching!!! |
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"Why are you strapped upside down to the beam line of a nuclear research reactor wearing nothing but a George W. Bush mask, a fluffy pompom covering your genitalia, and a thin layer of motor oil?" |
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"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... well, I guess I'd have 17.5¢." |
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"Wow, a whole nickel change. What can I do with a nickel?" ... make me 5¢, of course. |
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"WHAT?! A candy bar for only a nickel?" |
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