Evolution of Michael Jackson's Nose

And humanity in general

Michael Jackson's nose is getting progressively smaller. If we took a flipbook, we could watch the progression of his nose, shrinking in the blink of an eye. In fact, humanity's noses in general are shrinking. Look at early humans as opposed to later humans as opposed to modern humans. Also notice that the speed of nasal size reduction is increasing. Simply put, Michael Jackson is simply following the flow of nature, albeit at a greatly increased rate.

At the current rate, Michael Jackson's note will shrink so far that it will vanish within 20 years, and at that point, we can extrapolate that it will begin to do something extraordinary. It will begin to sink into his face, creating an anti-nose. In short, an intrusion into his face.

We can use this extrapolation to further extrapolate that within a few thousand years, the rest of humanity will follow suit, due to a predisposition towards smaller noses.

Eventually this nasal-reversion will get so bad that it will start to enter the brain, eventually killing all of mankind!

We must stop this from happening by coercing governments to spout propaganda supporting large-nose people as beautiful and kind, instead of the current "big noses are ugly" view.

Of course this will cause much strife between big-nosed and little-nosed people, but the world will have been saved.

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Sneaky, sly, and deceptive am I Ideas spring forth, I don't need to know why

Quick as a flash, I'll think of something stupid An electric nose, an automatic cupid

I'll post it and edit till I'm filled with glee Then I'll sneak past you, like a fox, I will flee

No one knows how the idea will turn out It may make you scream, gibber, and shout

It may make you angry, you'll post a mean letter Just because you couldn't make something better

I'll get lots of buns, hundreds to hoard Now I'll end this poem because I'm now bored.

^..^_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Hahaha :) >V<

Obviously I like foxes but I also love cats, frogs, and lemon trees. It's just that foxes are cooler. I had to pick a nickname so I chose one from one of my favorite animals. On side note, many things I write will be for satire..

My ideas sound weird, but check them, out.

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[Aug 30 2004, last modified Jan 10 2008]

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