Unbeknowest to the rest of the world, most valet's are part of a secret underground organization called toov-foo.

As a sacrifice to their great car god, they re-arrange cars and park them in such a way, that it forms a picture pleasing to the eye of their Lord, viewable only from the sky, where their great car god resides in his floating carport palace.
-- DesertFox, Dec 12 2005

Sotra like this http://www.fing.edu...ce/images/Nazca.jpg
...with cars instead of stones, I guess. [DrCurry, Dec 12 2005]

RhuurrrOHM RhuurrOHM
-- reensure, Dec 12 2005


Ah. I thought this was going to involve parking things in orbit. Veeery disappointed.
-- DrCurry, Dec 12 2005


If I was clever, I would create a World Drinking Time Clock and stick it on a website somewhere.

"I'm sorry... you belong to a secret organization of Tofu?"
-- moomintroll, Dec 12 2005


Airport carparks would make the perfect venues.
-- wagster, Dec 12 2005


You mean "donuts", not //cookies// :)
-- DesertFox, Dec 12 2005


This is obviously a sub-sect the Organisation for Mi'splaced Apostrophie's on Car Dealer Signage
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 13 2005


Hah, point taken!

<gets out the apostraphe remover, takes aim, and fires>

You might want to do something with that wandering i in your apostraphe, [Consul]
-- DesertFox, Dec 13 2005


You mean "doughnuts," not //donuts// :)

Sorry, I just like the traditional spelling better.

I fail to see how this is an invention, but I'm sure you could work it into some kind of Douglas Adams-esque sci-fi novel.
-- discontinuuity, Dec 13 2005



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