Food: Fruit
Realistic Talking Banana   (+8, -8)  [vote for, against]
Why? Because!

A realistic, false bananana peel with a voice-chip and an anti-squeezing structure. You peel a real banana and put it in the false peel. It stops your hand from bruising or squishing your precious banana (my precccciousssss...) and it also say many amusing phrases when you squeeze it. When you have eaten to the edge of the peel, a small motor raises the rest of the banana, making it available to eat.
-- DesertFox, Mar 06 2005

You'll never guess what they use bananas for in health ed class. The images in my head will not go away for some time, so [+] for making me laugh too loudly.
-- froglet, Mar 06 2005


"Jimmy, take that realistic talking banana peel off your precious immediately!"
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 06 2005


This is why halfbakery exists. Otherwise the world would have had no hint of the possibility of the RTB.
-- Soterios, Mar 07 2005


People have posted ideas that are actually useful and funny and don't even get the 5 votes DF has now. It's embarassing.
-- Pericles, Mar 08 2005


I can name a few...
-- froglet, Mar 08 2005


//You'll never guess what they use bananas for in health ed class// Demonstrating the benefits of vitamins C and B6, potassium, dietary fibre and carbohydrate?
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 08 2005


Maybe.
-- froglet, Mar 08 2005


Coincidentally, if you do a lot of what they're demonstrating using bananas, you should also eat a lot of bananas to replenish your depleted zinc levels.
-- wagster, Mar 08 2005


And where did you find that out [wagster]?
-- froglet, Mar 08 2005


[+]. Why? Because!
-- Machiavelli, Mar 08 2005



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