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Oooh, licking that Devils’ Food chocolate cake batter is just so decadent....
Now, you can lick it without having to actually whip it up. The raw~ bar bakery has all the uncooked ingredients to all of its baked goods waiting here for you to stick your finger into. There is uncooked cake batter of course,
raw cookie dough, melted chocolate, and pie fillings. Maybe you crave a dollop of whipped cream or some cherry pie filling. There are several serving sizes available like “finger full”, “spatula scraping”, “1/3 cup”, or the “tummy ache” size.
You can also make yourself a “raw sundae” if you like. One suggestion would be a little cheese cake batter, topped with blueberry pie filling and whipped cream. Served in paper cups with utensils that resemble wooden spoons, spatulas, whisks, and dare I say, use your fingers.
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This is brilliant! Just be sure to use pasturized eggs. |
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Oh, and appropriate utensils should include beaters and mixing bowls. |
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Thinking that no one likes washing the mixing bowls, there could be disposable mixing bowls made of heavy paper. That's why I thought of paper cups. |
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For some reason, this is making me kinda queasy. All that bacteria, maybe. |
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[DrC] Just lay down for a bit, the queasiness will pass. |
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(+) Potential worms or not, I can't get enough chocolate chip cookie dough. |
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P.S. [xandram] your email doesn't work for me. Your server rejects me as a sender or mine rejects you as a recipient, I'm not sure which but either way you look at it I end up a reject. : ) |
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The kite idea was incredible, too bad you didn't leave it up longer though. I bet there are a lot of halfbakers that haven't heard of Aeolian kites.
Heh, might have been the new custard.
Cheers.
Delete this when youv'e read it, or not as you see fit. |
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Oh, I'm so happy you got my email anyway! I don't like leaving up an idea that is baked. Even though I had searched long and hard and didn't find anything.
I have other email addresses, but this was just great finding your message here. |
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PS ~ and it brought up *this* idea and it got more votes! I don't like to delete anything from anyone except myself. |
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[+] from a kid that used to lick the bowl by sticking both palms in, wiping around and then jamming both hands in his mouth before he could be reprimanded. Do you do a "lying on the floor groaning and clutching your stomach" serving size? |
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[Doc] Of course. We'll give you the whole mixing bowl for the gaint wedding cake- that should do it. |
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