prehistoric restaurant

This restaurant would have a caveman/hunter- gatherer theme. The decor would be of rocks and unshaped wood. Tables are stone slabs, chairs are boulders and stumps. Foods would be such as nuts, fruits, berries, and large chunks of fire roasted meat. No tableware is needed, throw your bone on the floor. Speaking in audible grunts is encouraged. Open fires are placed here and there.

Dress code is animal fur.

EDIT: bits of cleaned furry animal skin is provided for use as napkins. A temperature differential is created and fires are kept hot enough to pull smoke through the roof. Dogs roam and are free to pick bones up off the floor.

In a far corner half naked women stomp to the beat of drums, in the other corner it's half naked men. Here fermented fruit and early versions of mead is sold.