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Is your word processor slow? Is your internet access getting iffy? Is your boss giving you a hard time? This new desktop assistent begs to be punished. Comes with a USB voodoo doll (and accessory packet including everything from needles to a hammer) and an optional invent-your-own-torture extention maker.
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I reckon that would make a catchier title. ;-) |
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Sounds like a sexual disease you catch from Universal Serial Bus "interface". |
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"I click in your general direction!" |
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phlish: For you, we have the sadistic computing companion, which is unlucky enough to be tied up and unable to escape your torments. But you can see in its eyes how badly it wants to hurt you. Whenever it detects an error message the companion's eyes glow and it grins, as if it was the one who caused the error. |
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Does it come with an an S&M version? |
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Voice, how long have you been computing? Surely you must realize what masochists we are for pushing a computer's "on" button in the first place. |
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