h a l f b a k e r yTastes richer, less filling.
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this ketchup-based skin cream will keep your jewellery looking at its sparkling best. not just for girls but great for the guys to keep all their face-furniture and belly button rings etc as pristine as the day they were purchased.
oils, salts and sweat in your skin can tarnish your jewellery but
ketchup is a reputedly brilliant cleaner for metals, (well its always worked for me).
now, would I lead you astray? I guarantee no red faces; my research persuades me that vinegar (a major ingredient of ketchup) activates the circulation and refreshes the dermis; which is nice!
for dest...
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[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
Ketchup Ice Cream
http://greatgrub.co...e/ketchup_ice_cream
Because somebody mentioned it [Alterother, Nov 06 2011]
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Can I have potato skin ear muffs to go with that? |
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So you clean your jewellery in-place, on your face, despite the fergusson-effect it causes? Why? |
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Another great way to have swarms of wasps following you everywhere. |
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why? because its good for the skin and good for the jewellery. |
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bwv, no red crusts I promise. |
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do wasps like ketchup? perhaps reduce the sugar content in the composition then. |
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Best to take out the sugar entirely, it'd dry out the skin and leave you sticky. I wonder what is in ketchup that makes it work like this? It'd be better to find out what it is and add that (and vinegar) to face cream. Coca-cola has the same effect but you wouldn't want to put it on your face. Here's a fun experiment: put some raw meat in coke over night and see what happens to it. Damn, I wish I could stop drinking that stuff. |
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Great when pigging out on french fries (chips). |
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I don't like ketchup. couldn't you just
save time and use a diluted vinegar
solution? |
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Oh, my mind thought it saw "Ketchup based ice cream"....I had my mouth all set for it..... |
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[po], what is a bling fing? I'm so confused. |
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I think bling or bling-bling is a rapper's word for what Red Dwarf's Cat would call his shiny things... |
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linky for you explains it better. |
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I prefer vinegar.. it keeps my hair nice and shiny. |
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Would mustard have the same effect? I think that has vinegar in it also. And I prefer it to ketchup. I can't believe bling-bling is going to be added to the Oxford dictionary. |
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[harderthanjesus]...what happens to the meat when soaked in Coke overnight? Swarms of ants would be my guess...and deteriorated meat? |
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The meat is devoured by the cola. If you have a stir fry sized piece of meat chances are it'll be gone. |
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Why call it face cream if you do'nt put it on your face? I had visions of me licking your face! |
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well, it is a face cream but you can use it all over.
faces tend to be more sensitive than elsewhere. |
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I don't think people would like to walk around smelling like ketchup. Nope. Sorry. I can't bring myself to vote for this, though I wont vote against it because the theory is sound. If it is odorless, I will vote yes. |
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I think you are supposed to wash it off DF. |
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Ya raaasclat Po! I an' I is already usin' de Baarbeue Saauce on me rings and tings! I is well shiny an' go betta wiv ribs. |
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the ketchup is just the base ingredient of this all-round general cold cream. no need to wash it off, just keep to your usual cleansing night-time regime |
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