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Grieving cream
Part of a grieving kit for the newly singled trophy wife | |
A cream that she can apply ( per directions ) that hides the joy that the old goat is dead. Keeps face pale for extended periods. Absolutly stops simultaneous smiling and laughing, especially in the presence of lawyers and investigators. Very useful during reading of wills. Kit would contain items such
as instant tears and fake eye bags, etc.
Naive despair gloss
Elijah_20Eye_20Gloss
Just the eye-treatment bit. [theleopard, Sep 18 2009]
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I never knew how to stop fake eyes rolling away, or getting scratched. |
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vanilla flavoured custard sets rock hard and works for this purpose... |
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Oddly enough [cudgel], your second HB idea is very similar to my
first... [linked]... |
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[cudgel], are you any relation to the Jack Vance charactor, "Cudgel the Clever" ? |
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Yay or nay, I highly recommend the read. |
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[cudgel], are you any relation to the Jack Vance charactor, "Cudgel the Clever" ? |
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No, I'm spelled correctly. |
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would this work for men too? |
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could you also have a "he seemed really interested in what I was saying cream" ? in your line? |
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Note: The producers of Grieving Cream have gone back to the lab to work on a product for men, as suggested, and a next gen cream for trophy widows who have had facelifts. It will replace the surprised look of their normal mask with a "may sob any second" countenance. |
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The men's cream to be sold in conjunction with refractive contact lenses that make the gaze appear approximately 12" higher than it actually is. |
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This is a nice idea which makes heads explode if they think about it too hard. |
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