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A business suit with inflatable sectioning and cuff-button controls. Useful in its many applications:
Bragging:
(phhhht) "Hey... check out this bicep."
Mitigating clumsiness (eg, tripping on stairs):
"Whoa..." (phhhht) "Hey, that's GOOD cushioning."
Impressing at corporate functions:
Stepping
from yacht into ocean (phhhht) "No I'm fine... pass me another Mai Tai."
After work:
(phhhht) "How _you_ doing."
When Inflato-Suits Have Wardrobe Malfunctions...
http://www.kclprodu...com/pgfatsuit2.html
And, no, that's not me. [jurist, Oct 08 2004]
Auto Inflate Cushion Slacks
http://www.halfbake..._20Cushion_20Slacks
by Jinbish. Ploughing a similar furrow. [calum, Oct 08 2004]
http://news.bbc.co..../health/2002225.stm
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 08 2004]
inspiration?
http://www.tiggypig.../acatalog/SUMO.html
[swamilad, Oct 10 2004]
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I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this...
(phhhht) "No, that wasn't...er...it was my suit!" |
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Freeze to death in style! |
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Didn't Inspector Gadget bake this? |
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I think if you did have one of these on the Titanic, you might have retained more body heat with a layer of air between you and the cold water, thus enabling your heart to go on 'til the life boats came back. |
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Then you and your new actress girl friend could sell that blue heart jewel, after the wall street crash, and live happily in sunny Hollywood, CA. |
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