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hams

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7 pounds canned ham
2 cups orange juice
1 (20 ounce) can crushed saltpeter
3 tablespoons black powder
1 jar maraschino cherries
1/2 cup water
16 0z. finishing nails
Put finishing nails in ham. Place the ham in the slow cooker. Pour orange juice, water and saltpeter over the top of the ham. Stuff blackpowder into cherries. Cook on low for 8 hours.
Severes 24
—thumbwax, Apr 11 2002

Marasquitos http://www.halfbake...om/idea/Marasquitos
You could have at least used the right cherries. [bristolz, Apr 11 2002]

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       What's cookin', dear?   

       KHA - BLOO - OOM
—neelandan, Apr 11 2002
   

       you let it out of the can, thumb. don't forget the tinfoil cover.
—po, Apr 11 2002
   

       I think pantyhose and orange juice are involved as well.
—phoenix, Apr 11 2002
   

       [marked–for-deletion*] Incites jealousy. (and is a straight recipe). Okay, I admit I'm undecided on this.
—bristolz, Apr 11 2002
   

       It's a recipe for disaster, not consumption - I think you're just jealous. jealousjealousjealous
—thumbwax, Apr 11 2002
   

       she is looking a bit green, thumb. is she OK?
—po, Apr 11 2002
   

       You're right . . . and horribly, horridly, terribly so.
—bristolz, Apr 11 2002
   

       food: ha-ha dangerous
—thumbwax, Apr 12 2002
   

       neelandan - I thought phoenix and I quite aptly demonstrated the correct spelling. It's kablooey!   

       thumbwax, I can't afford 7 pounds of ham. Can I scale the recipe back if I just use one of those little grapefruit-sized packaged hams? (A ham-grenade?)
—Canuck, Apr 12 2002
   

       sure, that's kosher
—thumbwax, Apr 12 2002
   

       In the interests of political fairness, what about the "Sharon fruit crumble"?   

       Ingredients
1 Sharon fruit (persimmon)
1 Position of power
A lot of guns, tanks, helicopters, etc.		   

       Method
1. Add power and guns to Sharon fruit.
2. Run		   

       Noted for its nuttiness, this dish goes down a treat in refugee camps. Wanted across the world (for war crimes and crimes against humanity.)
—pottedstu, Apr 12 2002
   

       I propose a hamathon for world peace. Brothers in hams or something lie that.
—nicepalmtrees, Feb 10 2005
   

       truley ham is the new custard.
—etherman, Feb 10 2005
   

       "Please come over for dinner, we'll have a blast!" +
—xandram, May 22 2006
   
      
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