h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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1.lose weight 2. stop eating meals at my p.c.
3. sleep more regularly 4.stop sending drunken emails
[m-f-d] I never keep them for more than a week
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http://www.happywom...eatures/newyear.htm This may help... [notripe, Jan 05 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I've managed to keep a resolution for the last 15 years...'Not to make any more stupid new year's resolutions'. |
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Now that I have internet at home for the first time and don't have to grab the odd half hour at work, my resolution: halfbake even more! Joy! Happy days! Bring it on! Tickle me with a feather and ......... |
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star - ggggrrr you calling me stupid? |
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<grins> Po, have I put the make on you yet? |
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'put the make on' = 'hit on' = 'make advances to / on'... |
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Oh no, I don't believe you have, what the f*** are you waiting for? |
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1) Post a really, tremendously, stupendous idea.
2) Don't get upset when someone tries to tell me it's baked without (apparently) reading the idea. |
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A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY ONE OF YOU AND a special x to one of you (u know who u r)
Please god make this a very peaceful & harmonious new year. let us find some sanity and love and humour in 2002
with love to you all |
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p.s ssshh is that better? |
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[po] Since you're only talking to one of us, you needn't shout. |
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I vow not to kill unless provoked |
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I vow not to provoke unless killed. |
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I resolve to strive to realise the possibility for potential irony in every situation i come across on the third teusday of every month beginning with 'M'. |
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I've got to make it pointless some how... |
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peter, not the one with bliss and the lubricant oil, surely? |
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I plan to create an impressive list of resolutions for 2003, can't start these things too early you know. |
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I will only eat the foods I really love on days of the week with an "A" in them. |
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I really must do some work when I'm at work. |
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I must carry on doing nothing at work. |
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Canuck resolves to refer to himself in the third person* this year. He will now receive comments from the 1/2B membership. |
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(* Please note he does not mean Third Person Plural Conditional Past Perfect Continuous form) |
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she tried this once, but it did not help weight reduction, sleepless nights or drunken emails in the slightest |
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Oh Ian, what a splendid resolution! I hope you're not intending to go monochrome though. |
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Myself, I'm intending to cut down on tightrope walking, glue sniffing, and crack cocaine. |
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Confucious evidently never tried tighrope walking whilst under the influence of solvents and crack. |
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...Ahhh those heady days... |
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//stop sending drunken emails// - I kind of wish there was some way to physically prevent this. |
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