h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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crab hat
they're waterproof, shirley (sorry jutta) | |
...come with their own hair pins.
crabs would make great hats - super colour, all shiny, big enough to cover the average head and they don't slip off...
(?) Satisfied Customer
http://www.hantesa....ek3/Sunday/crab.jpg
[DrCurry, Feb 23 2006]
Of course, once you've got crabs in your hair
http://www.netdocto...andhair/206703.html
...they ain't so easy to get rid of. (So I'm told.) [DrCurry, Feb 23 2006]
With moving pinchers
http://www.uncommonhats.com/pincher.htm
[Shz, Feb 24 2006]
Sheep crab
http://www.ocean-in...ms/sheep%20crab.jpg
They're about 18" across, and you can box with them. You feint and they try to pinch you. Be certain there is no surge flowing, or you can drift closer than you intended. [normzone, Feb 24 2006]
The Crown of Witchland
http://www.sacred-t...g/two/img/front.jpg
From 'The Worm Ouroboros' [Laimak, Feb 28 2006]
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Why would you imagine I was of the porcine tribe? |
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hey DrCurry, you got Tuna? |
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Is there an inside story here? |
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No. [The Kat] is mentally ill. |
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I'm not sure that everyone here isn't speaking in some kind of code. But is the idea actually to put crabs on your head? |
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This could start a whole new craze in crustacean fashions (frustrations? crustions?) Shrimp earrings, lobster boots, crab hats... |
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I voted for it. I just wanted to check I wasn't being misinformed. |
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[+] for the image of a colorful crab hat with pinchers flailing wildly intimitating everyone. Oh yes, and scarfing free snacks and drinks. :) |
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Crabby got away, I guess. |
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nope, he says he feels fine! ;) |
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Spider crabs have long enough legs to tie
them together under your chin, like a
crustaceabonnet. |
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Imagine if everyone's hats start to turn on the same day. Ick. |
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Hermit crab earrings would make a nice accent.
And if you managed to bag one of the camoflaged crabs who walk around with sea anemones on their backs you could build an upsidedown fishbowl, adhere it to your head and watch the tentacles drift pleasantly around. Of course, the crab might drown...But it would look nice. :D |
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I think I speak for the general populace when I say that I don't want crabs in my hair, nor in the hair of those near and dear to me. |
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