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The Cat Hat
Wearing a cat on your head (And it's not dead!) | |
A simple idea involving a cat, some straps and something strong enough to knock it out, or keep it still, for several hours. It'll be so popular, cat's will go crazy and try and destroy the human race. And we won't be able to stop them because no one is heartless enough to kill a cat...
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Cuddles peed in your shoes again din't she. |
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where can you get a tyger when you need one? |
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you could probably train a male cat to sit on your shoulder like a parrot but he'd jump off if too many people laughed at him. |
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[FT], disabling ears is easy enough on a cat |
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// no one is heartless enough to kill a cat... // |
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Wrong. Oh, so very, very wrong. |
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Pointless cruelty to cats. [+] |
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I thought that was the idea [UnaBubba]... |
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Are you sure your head is not dead? |
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Would you wear it on your head ? Would you wear it when in bed ? Would you wear it out of doors ? Would you wear it despite the claws ? |
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[UnaBubba], being a hat would most probably annoy them, especially if the wearer has used something to knock it out, be it a large hammer to the head or some strong sedatives. |
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If you were lucky enough, you might have cat that'd sit on your head. |
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Also [UnBubba], would you really want to get left behind, fashion wise, just because you didn't want a couple of scratches on your head? |
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And finally, [8th of 7], that reminded me of 'The Cat In The Hat'. Have a bun. |
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No, but only because [vfrackis] beat him to it. |
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