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Zodiax
Cereal of astrological proportions! | |
In keeping with the latest 'bakery craze of different types of cereals, I present to you Zodiax. The twelve zodiac signs come in different colors and fruity flavors (a lá Trix).
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mine's a goat.
make it raspberry... |
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Are you a Capricorn, [po]? Me too! |
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yes, but are you a limegreen raspberry goat? now, that would be a coincidence. |
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Um, no...I'm more of a chocolatey marshmallow goat. |
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I would love to eat my own sign. But it just keeps swimming away from my spoon! |
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I'm a Capricorn but don't want it. You get my goat. |
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You can count me out. Us Tauruses
don't do astrology. |
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Good idea [+], though it sounds like the name of a prescription drug. |
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Scorpions are so hard to swallow. |
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My cereal has always been fairly unbalanced. |
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[zeno]Happy birthdayish! I too would like to wake with the fishes. I still can't decide whether there's anything to this astrology lark, but if this cerial had cinnamon dusting, then I'd eat it. |
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[Mach] If we were on 'The Apprentice' I'd want you on my team - great idea[+]... |
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Now I feel like I've got to try and come up with some kind of cerial based notion on my own.... |
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<Edit>By the way, can we officially change the spelling of cereal to cerial, serial or something that I can deal with pls? |
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OK, but I may have to start using euphemisms in order to hide my shame. Frootloop anyone? |
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Thanks, [z_tom]. But I have to say, I can't stand D.Trump! I was thinking of cinnamon sugar cereal at first, but I thought the fruity colorful signs would look cuter against the white background of the milk.
(p.s. at least you can spell cinnamon correctly!) |
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But he speaks so fondly of you, [Machiavelli]. |
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Must be because of that favor I did for him many moons ago. |
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Doctor - I think my cereal is carcinogenic. Its full of cancer. |
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Thank you [zen-tom]. And I don't believe in astrology at all, they never get the predictions right. But when desrcibing what kind of person I am based on nothing but my date and time of birth, guess what? They get it right! Spooky, I just don't think about it much because I can not explain it. |
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I don't believe in astrology, either. I don't think I fit the description of the Capricorn and the predictions are never right. But I read my horoscope everyday anyway for the entertainment value. Plus I think zodiac signs look cool. |
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EDIT: Actually, I must've read the wrong description or I must be evolving into a proper Cappy the older I get. I just read another description of them and I fit it quite well. |
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there are two kinds of goats, the domestic one, tied to the fence, and the mountain goat, wild and free; the capricorn typically has two natures. |
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the question is not, "can I climb the mountain?", but, "which mountain shall I climb?". capricorn relishes the solitude of the climb, and typically has a fierce work ethic and ambition. however, they can get out of touch by climbing the wrong mountain. |
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zeno/mach - read any description for any sign. You'll fit it too. They are written sufficiently vague as to apply to all people. |
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Sorry, this whole cereal thing is getting old. I'll pass. ( ) |
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If the stars don't affect you then what does? |
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