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Over the years General Mills has made many changes to their Lucky Charms brand of cereal with more than forty marshmallow changes, but never a Halloween theme.
-Bleeding hearts
-Yellow fevers
-Shooting scars
-Gangrene blisters
-and Blue moons
They're tragically malicious!
Wacky Packages
http://www.wackypac.../unlucky-charms.htm
Too bad, I like the tagline. [tatterdemalion, Jul 15 2013]
Not just for breakfast!
http://www.rsquare....ewyEnergyCookie.jpg
I love the part that says "Baked with Love in Canada" [Canuck, Jul 15 2013]
The proof is in the biscuit
http://www.londondr...670,default,pd.html
Sorry, MB. They're for real! (This is from my employer's web page) [Canuck, Jul 16 2013]
Ideal dinner party guest for MB
http://www.youtube....watch?v=RblbZQth0KE
[calum, Jul 17 2013]
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Dear gods - I have just Googled "lucky charms",
which appear to be 40% sugar by weight, the
remaining 60% being dyestuffs. |
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Maybe they should add "Diabetic disasters" to the
range. |
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You must be looking at the wrong product [mb] - it is clearly stated in the idea text that the “lucky charms” referred to are a “cereal”, which is a category of substances that does not include sugar nor dyestuffs. |
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I suppose it's possible that the box is made from
some sort of cereal derivative. |
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I've always been horrified by the similarity between the names of breakfast cereals and infectious diseases or ailments... |
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Corn Flakes (you get them on your feet, right?)
Oat Burst (eww)
Crunchy Nut (common STD)
Corn pops... frosted flakes... shreddies... golden nuggets... Breakfast suddenly isn't so appetising. |
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You find the name Cheerios depressing? Maybe you should try the *cookie* in the link I provided! |
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Somebody please, please confirm that the "Happy
Colon" breakfast biscuit is a spoof. Please. |
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[+] yes and the UnDead gingerbread man! |
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If it is a Halloween theme, shouldn't there also be little Black Cats? And Witches' Hats? Maybe some Eye of Green Newt? |
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Sorry MB, this is not a spoof (see link). I can arrange to ship a case of Happy Colon to your pantry if you'd like to have your staff try them out. |
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Getting back to the original topic, how about little grey brainssssssss... (Zombies would just eat 'em up!) |
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//Sorry MB, this is not a spoof// |
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Dear gods. What possible state of mind can lead a
nation to welcome a food called "Happy Colon"? Is
this bought by people who cheerily discuss the
firmness of their stools over the breakfast table?
Or
make small-talk about their vaginal thrush over
dinner with friends? |
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"Happy Colon" raises crassness
to new depths. In a civilization, its creators
would simply be taken out and beaten to death. |
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//Breakfast suddenly isn't so appetising.//
You're right, it isn't! |
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Hey, if your colon ain't happy, ain't *nobody* happy. |
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I'll stick with the Drearie-o's. |
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