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Once you've found the secret entrance to the box, inside you find
crunchy cereal shapes in the form of treasure from Tutankhamun's
tomb. One in every million boxes contains either a genuine bit of gold
treasure or a deadly poison.
On opening the box it is obligatory
to look inside and
say "I see wonderful things!".
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"can I have some more, mummy?" |
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Naturally the eye of Ra would be honey-flavored. |
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Sounds like a pyramid selling scheme to us. |
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The cereal itself could be Alpha-bits in ancient Eqyptian characters. |
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I think the box itself needs to be a pyramid in shape. |
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Of course you should include a few tantalising hints that there might be further undiscovered chambers somewhere in the box. |
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There could certainly be a "false bottom" to the box, leading you to think it's empty when it's not. |
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Not to be confused with 'Pharoah's Tomb: The breakfast cereal' which consists of a box with a randomly positioned hole in the side and that is almost completely empty apart from a few grains of sand and some cobwebs. |
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<reads ingredient list>
Two grams of Natron? |
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There could be a whole series of tomb themed breakfast cereals. e.g. The Viking Tomb breakfast cereal, in the shape of a longship, with a book of matches pasted to one end. The Qin Shi Huang Tomb breakfast cereal, contains one piece of cereal and thousands of plastic collectable figurines. |
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FREE INSIDE! One Book of the Dead! |
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We wonder what might be in the box of Richard Dawkins breakfast cereal. |
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Lots of sharp, metal, jagged pieces of broken
crucifixes, likely. |
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//Alpha-bits in ancient Egyptian characters// I really like this concept - Alphabetti Spaghetti (and by extension, any other alphabet-based foodstuffs) only in hieroglyphs - Hieroglyphi Linguini? |
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FREE INSIDE! One mummified cat.
(EDIT: 8th of 7 beat me to it. Big surprise.) |
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This does not sound like a breakfast for a hungover day. The little bones and clumped fur would push anyone over the edge! |
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I prefer the little organ jars myself. Crispy on the outside, soft
on the inside. |
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Tiny, crunchy canopic jars, filled with chocolate. Mmmmm... |
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Why tiny? Make them full size, perfect replicas inside and out, all edible. |
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That sounds like the guts of an idea ... |
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"There seems to be no doorbell on this pyramid - just a small
horn hanging by the door."
"Yes, just toot and come in." |
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Even following your instruction [MB], I cannot in. |
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