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These special candles are formed in the shape of the mean old wicked witch of the west. If you light one, a clevery hidden speaker in the base starts moaning, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" in that horrid voice of hers.
(?) Wicked Witch of the West pictures
http://www.geocitie...lls/6396/maggie.htm
Scroll down. There's some good ones. [DesertFox, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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It could fill lulls in conversation at romantic candlelit dinners. |
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This would be good the night before a divorce... or just plain novelty. (+) |
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Your applause is appreciated. |
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And if you play Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album while burning the candles, something magical happens. Trippy. |
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You, and your little dog too. |
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Clevery? Actually, clevery would be a
good word... |
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To mean possessing or implying qualities of cleverness? Or to mean slightly clever? |
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How long would the witch keep moaning? I think I would get tired of listening to it after a minute or two. Nevertheless, I like the novelty of your idea. (+) |
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[ObediahFox], I'm glad to see this take off + |
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But to be really authentic, it would have to melt from the botom. |
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Wicked witch of the west shaped
sodium nuggets. I guess yours is safer.
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Btw, is this allowed on the HB? You know, "an x in the shape of y"? |
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I'll take a box. My winged monkeys will be around directly. |
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Water, not fire, melted the witch. Scarecrow was the the one that burned a bit. Dorothy threw water on him to put it out and water ended up on the witch. Witches broom burned some. A candle with two wicks and a squirt gun ? |
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Better get good product liability insurance. I foresee customer's houses burning down. |
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