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I was unaware that the modern vibrator had telecommunications ability. |
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Oh God, Oh God, Oh Jesus... |
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Ah, the miracle of Bluetooth. |
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After a few calls, this really is starting to hurt my ear! |
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You always lose the mobile signal in a tunnel. |
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This will solve the problem of all those missed calls while masturbating. |
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Call me... (call me) whoa... call me call me any day or night... |
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bit tired now, Ray, would a text do 4 now? |
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For men: phone sex... for women: telemarketers |
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[woodsmoke] I think you're talking out of your...no, wait. |
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