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Wishy Washy

 A cleaning service or purely a smile.
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In essence what you have is a miniature washing machine type thing. Inside however are permanently attached soft well greased rags. The length of the 'washing machine drum' would be typically 6 to 14 inches. The diameter would again vary from 2 to 4 inches. Basically the drum rotates with varying speeds and directions. This could be achieved electronically or by some hand powered crank. For those of you who have not yet guessed the purpose of this invention are now about to be surprised. The system is designed to cater for the needs of a mans cock. Firstly the drum is suitably oiled and greased. Secondly the bloke inserts his rampantly hard pulsating member. The drum is then rotated for sometime or until the subject feels he has reached his own personal height of satisfaction. A quick rinse and the Wishy Washy Wanky is ready to work its magic again. This invention would probably be best used by men who live alone, however I suppose this invention could also be used by men wanting to clean their cocks off after having a particularly sloppy shag with the misses.
—big_boy_gun_bell, Dec 04 2003

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       This belongs in [Product:Sex Toy] or [Health:Hygene] ... good call
—Letsbuildafort, Dec 04 2003
   

       The washing machine aspect is this idea's key to greatness, since bodily fluids can be awfully sticky and staining. If you made it self-cleaning, I'm sure you'd be on to a winner - just connect to the hot tap after use, add soap powder to the drawer, close the door on the front, and soon it'll be as clean as a whistle.
—kropotkin, Dec 04 2003
   

       Be careful of the dryer; I hear it eats cocks.
—k_sra, Dec 04 2003
   

       Dryers can cause shrinkage, too.
—phoenix, Dec 04 2003
   

       have you ever considered embroidering your user name onto your socks?
—po, Dec 04 2003
   

       Maybe you could modify an electic pencil sharpener...
—Tiger Lily, Dec 04 2003
   

       Essential the principle would be the same as that of an electric pencil sharpener yes. However care would be required to ensure that the diameter is made sufficiently larger and ofcourse the blade is completely removed. No point having bloody cock shavings now is there.
—big_boy_gun_bell, Dec 09 2003
   

       Maytag Dentata.
—k_sra, Dec 10 2003
   

       I'd love to turn you on...
—thumbwax, Dec 10 2003
   
      
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