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Umbilical Neck Tie
Either a picture on a tie or a realistic rubbery model... or the real thing | |
An umbilical cord is really a beautiful thing when its
washed.
See picture for example. I would love to have a tie with a
picture of an umbilical cord on it. Or maybe fashion
accesories
made from realistically modeled umbilical cord material. I
think its the colors that's so beautiful.
An umbilical
necklace
would be good, a bracelet. Maybe little earings. What
about
umbilical cord woven into dreadlocks? Maybe on the darker
side a realistic looking umbilical cord tied in a noose and
worn
upsidedown as a tie. Don't wear it to the big meeting for
the
new account.
Umbilical Tie
http://gatesof.tvheaven.com/photo4.html
let me know if you can't see these pictures, I have a Macintosh that wont save graphic files as jpgs. [JesusHChrist, Jul 01 2005]
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There's a baby goat wandering around outside, with his dried umbilical cord still attached. Dry and brown looks good on a goat. Your tie looks like an eviscerated mutant. |
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umbilical cords and necks are not a good mixture, ask a midwife. |
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I think umbilical cords and fashion are not the best bed fellows either, and I witnessed a birth last week. |
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