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...and a built-in spell-checker. Just use water, there's enough phosphates in the water supply as it is. |
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I'm slightly perturbed by the possibility of an oscillating head in conjunction with fecal matter. |
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How? With the optional toilet-o clean-o-matic fecal avoidance goggles, cape & gloves? |
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No, me tiger. <quack> He duck. |
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<Ok, I know, but I couldn't resist.> |
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