Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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-alx

"Don't talk unless you can improve the silence." - Jorge Luis Borges

"The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life." - Bill Bailey

Brighton-based baker. Currently unaffiliated to any political party, organised religion, national identity, interpretation of quantum mechanics, lightbulb wattage or hot beverage. Nut affiliation wavers between cashew and pistachio.

Still formulating the masterful final part of my mediocrely-acclaimed Pillow Trilogy.

email: alx23alxathotmaildotcom
brand new web page:www.dashalx.co.uk

Can't remember what any of this means:
HBGC e p s g- B+ A+ n+ G r++ E+


[May 24 2001]

   
(+2, -18)(+2, -18)(+2, -18) Abandon Future Tenses
(+30, -3)(+30, -3)(+30, -3) Anti-exclamation mark overuse key!!!
(+1) Arm-ease
(+12)(+12) BabelPerson
(+13, -1)(+13, -1) Bakery Celeste
 Biometric PIN Presser
(+5, -1) Breezeblock Jenga
(+6) Bug Finder
(+6, -2) Defecat-o-mat
(+33)(+33)(+33) Displacement Activity Swap Shop
(+7) Drool-Away Pillowcase
(+10)(+10) Fiction Calendar
(+8, -9) Genetic Engineering Idea Moratorium
(+6) Hands-free shaving
(+8, -3) Harmonic Building Site
(+1) Hideaway mattress
(+17, -1)(+17, -1) Hypochondriac Clinic
(+6, -2) Intelligent Toilet Seat
(+32, -2)(+32, -2)(+32, -2) Last words generator
 Laundry Tongue
(+3) Literary Imprisonment
(+19, -3)(+19, -3) Low productivity days
(+31, -5)(+31, -5)(+31, -5) Mad Science Research Council
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) "National Humility"
(+5) New Morals For Stories
(+10, -3) New wigs for judges
(+4, -3) 'Nobody Knows Why'
(+8, -3) Pangaea Reunification
(+4) Phone auto-holder
(+13)(+13) Photochromatic Tattoo
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Pick'N'Mix Newspapers
(+12)(+12) Pistachio Shell Construction
(+4, -3) Plane Seat Recliner Discomforter
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Public Toilet Door Direction Standard
(+2) refrigerated pillow
(+32, -1)(+32, -1)(+32, -1) Riding on the Shoulders of Giants
 Rubik's remote
(+4, -1) Shower Messenger
(+1) Sleep Cycle Alarm Clock
(+8)(+8) Song Exploitation Obliviator
 Steering Wheel Lyre
(+6) Ten Pin Curling
(+8, -4) "The Home"
(+4, -6) The Whistle-Stop Restaurant
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Troll Out Of School
(+23)(+23)(+23) Uncertainty Timepiece
(+5, -1) Wasp Flaps
(+1) What are the chances?
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) "Your mobile phone is vibrating" Alerter
 

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