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Imagine stumbling into the bathroom at 3 a.m. and glimpsing through squinting eyes the throbbing red and green glow of an almost always evergreen brush. That’s right, this clever, conical, toilet brush doubles as a merry, miniature Christmas tree.
Not only is it outstanding at skid mark removal, but
resting upended on its stand, its recessed and waterproofed LED’s lend more than one festive soupçon to holiday #1’s and 2’s. Below the green bristles, its patented drip-away eaves keep the battery-encasing handle dry and hygienic.
Add just ten dollars to your Toiletree order and we’ll include Bah Humbutt, the toilet roll insert that plays a new carol for each paper pull.
Toile
http://www.housefab...7&CategorySubID=205
[dentworth, Dec 05 2004]
A reindeer-themed cleanser:
http://www.acehardw...9&parentPage=family
In festive colors. [Amos Kito, Dec 06 2004]
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Hmmmph! Where's the toile? You said there would be toile. |
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It must be 2 a.m. your time. Are you sitting in there with a laptop? |
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Lovely when all the poo-lets and bits of toilet paper mache get back lit by the flashing LEDs. |
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From the tv ads I've seen lately, the leading edge in this field is disposable toilet brushes. You are missing this wave, it would seem. |
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Roudolph the brown nosed reindeer,
Had a very...ah skip it + |
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This would probably be a big hit in Japan. |
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One can never have too many christmas-themed home articles. [+] |
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//clever, conical, toilet brush// |
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O ToileTree, O ToileTree
Your branches clean so well
O ToileTree, O ToileTree
You flush away that smell
You clean my bowl of gunk and stains
And make it shine like when it rains
O ToileTree, O ToileTree
Just $19.99 where fine household care products are sold.
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Kinda brings a little tear to the eye, doesn't it? |
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Yep, gotta dab my eyes with some TP. Oh shit, now Bah Humbutt’s playing “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”, and I’m really bawling. |
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[skin-Bubba] //Is it a brush shaped like a tree?// Yes. |
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