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Not what you first thought.
This is a small wheel, attached at the back of the toilet bowl, that
springs out once you are finished your seated ablutions, to
carefully clear away any, umm... stains.
Half a dozen synthetic human "tongues', rotating at a speed of your
choosing, on a little wheel,
to lovingly lave your starfish and
nether regions sparkling clean.
As you were...
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Holy shit, he's alive! [-] |
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Why did I hear this idea being read in the voice of Lewis
Black? |
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If you want to worship shit, this is your big chance, [21
Quest]. |
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Nah, I was given a MAGA hat once and I'm pretty sure that
was the biggest chance to worship shit I ever had. |
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You win, dude. Did you set it on fire, immediately, in case it
was fitted with the optional brain-sucker? |
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Burned it in the fireplace, along with the entire boxed set of
Rush Revere books my father had sent with the intention
that I would read them to my daughter. |
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As far as shitty ideas go I don't think anyone can lick this one. |
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If one could bun an anno... |
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Thank you, [2 fries]. I knew you would give it your best go. |
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Where you been UB? Have a welcome back bun. [+] |
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Why does my best go always feel like number two though? |
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Wait, don't answer that!
I just need to push a bit further and I'm sure it will all come clean in the end. |
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Plenty where that came from, [2 fries]? |
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Where have I been? Stuck in the painful, quotidian revolving
door that is real life. Still there... just popped in to post an
idea, and then thought of another one. |
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Stopped before I decided to break my personal record of 22 in
a day. |
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Happy to harvest your tongue if you aren't using it,
[pocmloc]... or Mrs Brown, if you prefer that. |
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If artificial tongues aren't licking it, tell Republicans to wait just inside, because Trump always sits there... |
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