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In the UK this is the ideal week to put out
a bird nesting
box. As these are easily available already,
mostly
in the form of small
boxes with a dark interior, a sloping roof
and an entrance
hole, the opportunity for greater
invention is wide open.
Last year my proposal was for: 10
Sparrows That Live In The
Moon. This year I present: The Tree
Climbing Monkey's
Bum.
This idea takes the form of a small
replica monkey, who's
flexible arms can be wrapped around a
tree branch, or
made to cling unto a suitable spot on a
building or other
structure.
The birds of course nest inside the
monkey, using its
curved tail as a perch, and accessing
their new home by
flying in and out of the hole in its bum.
note - can also be placed on a more
accessible pole and
used to keep bees
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+ Can't wait till next year. |
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A singing monkey's arse, cool.
[+] |
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This is the very best thing ever. |
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+ a bun to your creativity, as usual. |
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Bee-bum-a-lemur
-Ma-caque-bab-boon |
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It would make a very cool birdbox, although I'm a little unsure of the long-term ramifications of training birds to fly up arses. |
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//ramifications of training birds to fly up arses// |
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Heh-heh, you said "ramifications." |
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We don't have any indigenous monkeys in
UK, so not a problem here. |
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// We don't have any indigenous monkeys in UK // |
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Try tuning in to the BBC Parliament channel. There's about 650 of the buggers on show, in their monkey house. |
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[+] Well done, as always. |
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(+), but only if it flings birds at you as you walk by it. |
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//We don't have any indigenous monkeys in UK, so not a problem here//
Maybe not, but judging by the number of green ring-necked parakeets in my garden, it is only a matter of time. |
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