If you are looking at this and wondering where I have been,... you have too much time on your hands. and thanks.

female, taken

The top 5 things I have learned at the halfbakery:

5) Irony and sarcasm are often misread in text only format. do not employ these here.

4) pc paint is not a well respected tool of art.

3) I am a prude and hopelessly out of step with the rest of the world.

2)I run from controversy

1) I can still learn new stuff.