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Walkers Crisps have been running a competition to select a new flavour. They rejected my best idea.... I called it "The Body of Chrisp"
Every packet of The Body of Chrisp crisps contains a single face of Jesus crisp. This stops you from mindlessly stuffing yourself with handfulls of them, apart from
anything else.
You can save them up, feed them to the pigeons (my choice) or crunch them down with a thimble full of wine, each time you find one.
edit note: Crisps are known as potato chips in some of the colonies.
Chrisps!
https://sodabred.tu...ts-a-halfbaked-idea
now vatican approved [xenzag, Feb 17 2012, last modified Apr 22 2018]
Gourmet communion
Gourmet_20communion
Perfect pre-service nibbles [8th of 7, Feb 19 2012]
Turin Shroud Tea Towel
Turin_20Shroud_20Tea_20Towel
For doing the washing up later. [8th of 7, Feb 19 2012]
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I would love to see the catholic church replace the host with a Chrisp. |
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Yay! Maybe the other chrisps in the packet could be manna-
and-ketchup flavour? |
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Eucharisp
Eyecharisp
We all charisp for Eucharisp. |
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Walkers is here. I know someone who used to be a flavour technologist there. |
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Yes, that's fantastic but not a flavour. Another possibility, possibly rather less popular here in Leicester, would be crisps with Allah written on them in Arabic script. Fish are apparently another matter. |
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I was actually thinking coriander and cucumber raita, but i didn't mention it to them. |
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Now with illustration..... see link. |
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Wonder how many Governor Chris Christie would eat in a sitting, and how many it would take to do a 1:1 image of his body? |
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//flavour technologist// Read that as flavour theologist. |
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From the Friar to the Tuck shop. |
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Well, you would say that. Everyone likes free publicity. |
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You need Shroud-Of-Turin paper napkins to stop the crumbs going on the floor (or perhaps ascending to Heaven). |
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//Shroud-Of-Turin// sp. Shroud o' Turin. |
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Just transferred illustration to Tumblr..... Vatican in hot pursuit. |
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