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The Bakicarus (1435) gives the earliest if not the most complete description of what happens when making a Pact with the Baker. Supplied with friends who have already forsworn woiking, the applicant arrives at the 'bakery on a Monday morning very early and renounces Woik and the One, Stifling, and Demanding
Boss. S/he pays homage to the Baker, drinks the blood of sacrificed children 'bakers, and subscribes to the rules of the 'baked, which cover many things from diet to surfing and googling. S/he expresses the desire to trade his soul for one or more favors from The Baking One, often croissants or custard for a specified number of years.
(_!_): "ß" is pronounced "ss". Use it wisparingly, or you'll have to cover your aß later, like my elf.
The curse of absterge
http://www.halfbake...e_20it_20go_20away!
Inspiration [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Bart Sells His Soul
http://animatedtv.a...ews/blsellssoul.htm
worth at least a fiver. [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Yess, it iss. The Ssakicarus. Sounds like a fermented rice wine thing. |
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<anno added back when the idea title was "ßakicarus."> |
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If this is what I get for selling my soul, I want my money back! |
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As long as you don't mind it in Deutschmark. |
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Yeah, but that isn't German enough. |
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I used to have a German shepherd. Everybody stared when he raised a hind leg: "ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß" |
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was he a good shepherd? or a crook? |
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