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A satellite equipped with a super powerful earpiece and a death ray is launched. The satellite orbits the earth once every few hours, and listens to everyone below. If it hears 'Custard', then it shoots a deadly laser beam below and vaporizes the blasphemous person. It will be perfect, once we develope
the necessary tech to do it, and it will completely eliminate custard.
Blasphemy!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=Erthun0Pauc
All I did was say to my wife, "That bowl of custard was good enough for Jehovah!" [Jinbish, Oct 18 2009]
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Could this not be modified to fry anyone who mentions the
C-word before December 24th? |
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No, It wouldn't, because you've been warned, so you wouldn't tsalk about it. |
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And isn't quiche more like an omlette, Unabubble? But You are right, and I don't like custard. |
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Quiche filling is just an unsweetened custard, so no, it isn't just an "omlette" [sic] |
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ah, i see. never liked quiche or custard. also, yes, we can give leniancy on christmas, becausenobody wants to be blown up on christmas, and many people eat it on christmas. |
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If only we had launched it by now. But, Everyone is voting against it,so it looks like I am safe.
Custard, Custard, Custard. |
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Maybe. From the subtitle, though, I thought that [Rmac] was suggesting flinging offenders into some sort of Siberian style goose-liver-paté based flan. |
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Pudding. Custard flavored pudding would be a nice
alternative. |
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This is just the kind of overblown, knee jerk reaction that has brought this planet to it's knees! |
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The turtle has to rest sometimes. |
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//plot//: The noise of a bubble surfacing in a saucepan of thick curggh... |
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