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The AutoPun
A website which places no restrictions whatsoever on punnery | |
Punning rules at this website which features famous collections from those making a living at it such as Piers Anthony and amateur groaners such as yours truly.
With grim determination, members stretch their imaginations and their rhyming dictionaries to work phonetic wonders in the language of
their choice.
According to whois the link is still available
The seven pun-ders of the world....
http://www.gtoal.co...s/autopun/autopun.6
Apparently there is some software.... [normzone, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Possibly baked
http://wiktionary.o...ranswiki:Humorrhoid
Wiktionary.org apparently allows a lot of leeway. [Vernon, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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I don't think a website for automotive puns is gonna catch on.... |
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I think the whole car pun idea is a bit Dodgey. |
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Not a single bahn for my autopun? |
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These puns are awful. I'm Holden on to my tongue. |
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that last one is a stretch -- limo |
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These annotations drove me to drink....it makes me want to Chry..... slerring my words now.... |
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dI'm ler... ning this page does that to you. |
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He works relentlessly on puns
True auditory crimes
But when he sees the lack of buns
He introduces rhymes
Misspelling here and stretching there
He’s having lots of fun
Pedantic pundits do beware
He’s on the AutoPun
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Autobone. Not the swimsuit model kind. |
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400 horses of pun-o-matic power. Too many incidents - needs a recall ... |
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Total Recall the governor? |
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UnaBubba -- you've deleted all those Kazaa files, right -- story this morning about how the record industry is now going after Australia |
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Why do we always p2p
Can we not talk instead
Some days I’m filled with dread
What is of us to be
Oh god, I need to pee |
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Back and forth, back and forth between [UnaBubba] and [theircompetitor]. It's pun-pong! <spacecadet claps for herself> |
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There once was a spunky cadet
She dreamed of her own roaring jet
But when it came to bunning
Some frivolous punning
She punted, with little regret
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Thank you, [theircompetitor]! How sweet of you to write a poem for me! |
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[Blushing] oh, oh -- you can't encourage my rhyming, you know -- it's dangerous :) |
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//I see it as a form of vandalism.// |
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Probably more accurate than theft. [Suppresses live music recordings rant.] |
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I think it may have been VanDalism my erstwhile colleague was referring too.
to the punitentiary with you. |
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