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The AutoPun

 A website which places no restrictions whatsoever on punnery
 
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Punning rules at this website which features famous collections from those making a living at it such as Piers Anthony and amateur groaners such as yours truly.

With grim determination, members stretch their imaginations and their rhyming dictionaries to work phonetic wonders in the language of their choice.

According to whois the link is still available

—theircompetitor, Feb 05 2004

The seven pun-ders of the world.... http://www.gtoal.co...s/autopun/autopun.6
Apparently there is some software.... [normzone, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Possibly baked http://wiktionary.o...ranswiki:Humorrhoid
Wiktionary.org apparently allows a lot of leeway. [Vernon, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       I don't think a website for automotive puns is gonna catch on....
—normzone, Feb 05 2004
   

       I think the whole car pun idea is a bit Dodgey.
—half, Feb 06 2004
   

       Not a single bahn for my autopun?
—theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004
   

       These puns are awful. I'm Holden on to my tongue.
—Detly, Feb 06 2004
   

       that last one is a stretch -- limo
—theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004
   

       These annotations drove me to drink....it makes me want to Chry..... slerring my words now....
—normzone, Feb 06 2004
   

       dI'm ler... ning this page does that to you.
—Worldgineer, Feb 06 2004
   

       He works relentlessly on puns
True auditory crimes
But when he sees the lack of buns
He introduces rhymes
Misspelling here and stretching there
He’s having lots of fun
Pedantic pundits do beware
He’s on the AutoPun
—theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004
   

       Autobone. Not the swimsuit model kind.
—yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 06 2004
   

       400 horses of pun-o-matic power. Too many incidents - needs a recall ...
—Letsbuildafort, Feb 06 2004
   

       Time to stop.
—waugsqueke, Feb 06 2004
   

       Total Recall the governor?
—theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004
   

       The Running Mate In 2?
—theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004
   

       UnaBubba -- you've deleted all those Kazaa files, right -- story this morning about how the record industry is now going after Australia
—theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004
   

       Why do we always p2p
Can we not talk instead
Some days I’m filled with dread
What is of us to be
Oh god, I need to pee
—theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004
   

       Back and forth, back and forth between [UnaBubba] and [theircompetitor]. It's pun-pong! <spacecadet claps for herself>
—spacecadet, Feb 07 2004
   

       There once was a spunky cadet
She dreamed of her own roaring jet
But when it came to bunning
Some frivolous punning
She punted, with little regret
—theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004
   

       Thank you, [theircompetitor]! How sweet of you to write a poem for me!
—spacecadet, Mar 01 2004
   

       [Blushing] oh, oh -- you can't encourage my rhyming, you know -- it's dangerous :)
—theircompetitor, Mar 01 2004
   

       //I see it as a form of vandalism.//   

       Probably more accurate than theft. [Suppresses live music recordings rant.]
—Detly, Mar 02 2004
   

       I think it may have been VanDalism my erstwhile colleague was referring too.
to the punitentiary with you.
—neilp, Dec 17 2004
   


 

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