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I'm no natural poet, and the rather awkward TPPCPPC format doesn't lend itself easily to haiku, but I'll post it as a challenge anyway.
They'd have been posting
beautiful haiku poems.
maybe I should have.
Who knows what's next. Vogon haiku?
Note: summary name change.
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Incorrectly they
would have been doing TP
PCPPC. |
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Hey, you didn't pay the franchise fees. |
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with love they would have
been having all they needed,
wouldn't they have been? |
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They'd have been thinking
they would have been finding it
easier than pie. |
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Yes! I finally get somebody to explain TPPCPPC to me. What exactly does the acronym stand for, anyway? |
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waking too early
sleepy and tired during day
going to sleep late |
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"They'd have continued?
They'd have been continuing."
waugsqueke corrected. |
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One other mistake...
"That way, they'd have been finding."
Thank you, nonetheless. |
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They would have had a
severe headache from reading
all of these haiku. |
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ils auraient espé-
ré que l'on puisse vous donner
un très gros croissant |
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They'd have been walking
in the falling snow. Snowmen
they'd have been building. |
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The self-referential (insofar as you can be self-referential in the third person) |
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They would have been wri-
ting lyrical lines which would
not have been rhyming. |
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Bakers would have been
saying "We'd rather eat fish
and spit out the bones." |
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A B C D E
and F would have been making
a short alphabet. |
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That a nose if their faces |
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