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Super Laugh Track - Now Featuring The Joker

Are you one person on Earth that likes laugh tracks? This is for you.
 
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Very easy to make, it's a constant blaring laugh track attached to an audio ducker that quiets the laugh track any time that it senses dialog, then as soon as the dialog ends cranks the laugh track up again.

Plug this in between your TV and speakers and see if you can keep up with the hilarity by laughing along through an entire episode of Joanie Loves Chachi.

Wait! Hold your bone! What about a Joker laugh track that features a little window in the left hand lower corner showing this video. (link)

doctorremulac3, Feb 06 2020

This in the lower left hand corner of your screen. https://www.youtube...watch?v=VGHwwY08xiU
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       You remember when I said your crying baby car horn was probably the best idea in the world, ever? Well, now I have to rethink.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 06 2020
  

       Agreed. Man's top accomplishments:   

       1- Invention of the wheel. 2- Discovery and harnessing of electricity. 3- Invention of the computer. 4- Walking on the Moon. 5- The Super Laugh Track - Now Featuring The Joker
doctorremulac3, Feb 06 2020
  

       Our list would be different, and surprising to many humans.
8th of 7, Feb 06 2020
  

       I left out the airplane and Snickers bar.   

       By the way, those numbers are timeline, not order of importance.   

       I think it's time to revise the whole BC/AD timeline to BSLTNFTJ / ASLTNFTJ. "So are we talking ancient Rome, BSLTNFTJ or modern Rome ASLTNFTJ?"
doctorremulac3, Feb 06 2020
  

       We suggest 1. The Thermos flask, 2. Fermentation to produce ethanol, 3. The spear, 4. Domestication of the dog, 5. Chocolate.
8th of 7, Feb 06 2020
  

       I suggest 1. Fermentation to produce ethanol 2. Whatever. But all after 0. Super Laugh Track.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 06 2020
  

       Could this be used for the car horn sound?
pocmloc, Feb 06 2020
  

       Satanic Laughter Car Horn ?   

       At 130 dBA, and plenty of bass boost, that would intimidate even the most reckless pedestrian, but not cyclists, who would simply be pleased to hear Their Master's Voice...
8th of 7, Feb 06 2020
  

       Finally, somebody else who despises bike riding satanists (but I repeat myself) like I do.
doctorremulac3, Feb 06 2020
  

       You're all fools. He has a sleigh - a bicycle couldn't really land on a rooftop, could it?
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 08 2020
  
      
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