Jibberwocky

Jibberwocky is a simple programme that you can request to be installed on your television and radio. It only has one function and that is to replace the voice of Donald Trump with that of a string of jibberish words, similar in construct to that of the Lewis Carroll carol poem Jabberwocky. It does this each time the voice of distinctive semi-literate of Trump is detected by the sampling software.

The principle of this technique was established sometime ago when Gerry Adams, the leader of the sectarian terrorist's representative group Sinn Fein, had his voice successfully supplanted on all media by that of an actor, under UK government orders. This very effective technique made sure that normal people were not exposed to the actual voice of a criminal terrorist's gang's mouthpiece.

I would now like a similar facility to made available to all normal people who would like to replace Trump's messages of hatred and stupidity with that of strings of disconnected jumbled up gibberish. This would containing invented words joined together in such a way as to sound like an underlying syntax was present, but no sense could be actually be determined.

...... and now for a comment by Donald Trump on the dangers of global warming actually being a hoax created by China to damage America:
"Twas brillig, and the slithy Chinks
Did lie and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the Mexigoves,
And the mome walls outgrabe"