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You remember when I said your crying baby car horn was
probably the best idea in the world, ever? Well, now I have to
rethink. |
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Agreed. Man's top accomplishments: |
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1- Invention of the wheel.
2- Discovery and harnessing of electricity.
3- Invention of the computer.
4- Walking on the Moon.
5- The Super Laugh Track - Now Featuring The Joker |
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Our list would be different, and surprising to many humans. |
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I left out the airplane and Snickers bar. |
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By the way, those numbers are timeline, not order of
importance. |
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I think it's time to revise the whole BC/AD timeline to
BSLTNFTJ / ASLTNFTJ. "So are we talking ancient Rome,
BSLTNFTJ or modern Rome ASLTNFTJ?" |
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We suggest 1. The Thermos flask, 2. Fermentation to produce ethanol, 3. The spear, 4. Domestication of the dog, 5. Chocolate. |
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I suggest 1. Fermentation to produce ethanol 2. Whatever.
But all after 0. Super Laugh Track. |
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Could this be used for the car horn sound? |
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Satanic Laughter Car Horn ? |
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At 130 dBA, and plenty of bass boost, that would intimidate even the most reckless pedestrian, but not cyclists, who would simply be pleased to hear Their Master's Voice... |
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Finally, somebody else who despises bike riding satanists
(but I repeat myself) like I do. |
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You're all fools. He has a sleigh - a bicycle couldn't really land
on a rooftop, could it? |
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