Sucker gloves and socks

There is a danger that soap may be attached to the shower ceiling by a chain, making it necessary to stand on one's hands or dangle by one's knees from the shower rail, both of which are somewhat hazardous. Rather than wearing a crash helmet in the shower, i suggest the wearing of gloves and socks covered in suckers like those rubber soap dishes, allowing one either to stick one's feet to the ceiling or to fasten one's hands to the shower floor, making it easier to reach the important little places with the chained bar of soap.