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Strap-on Bristle Chin

 Never let a clean shaven face prevent you from scratching an itch with your chin
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A little stubble is a wonderful thing for scratching itches with your chin. But what is one to do when society has compelled you to maintain a slick, clean shaven face? My friend, this is a problem no more. Try on our patented Strap-on Bristle Chin and never lack the ability to scratch your itchy forearms with your chin again. Just slip on the adjustable harness and tighten the bristly chin piece into place. Scratch away. Remove when socially unacceptable. Bristles made from highest quality free range boar hair.
—swimswim, Jun 08 2023

Pocmloc, like this? https://www.reddit...._honor_stef%C3%A1n/
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       Wouldn't it be better to have a strap on smooth prosthetic chin for those intolerant social contexts when bristles are considered unacceptable?
—pocmloc, Jun 08 2023
   

       Good idea. How about a smooth flap that can fold up to conceal the bristles when needed?
—swimswim, Jun 08 2023
   

       //But what is one to do when society has compelled you to maintain a slick, clean shaven face?//   

       Why, you just reject that society being in your face of course.
With great beard comes great responsibility.		   

       //With great beard comes great responsibility//
Brilliant! Definitely [Marked-for-tagline].
—neutrinos_shadow, Jun 08 2023
   

       Doesn't wearing it on your chin make some itches hard to scratch?
What you need is a bristly chin on a stick.
—Loris, Jun 16 2023
   


 

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