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Intended for use on external doors that are full-height double glazed.
Simply peel off the backing an affix to the inside or outside of the door at an appropriate height.
Then frighten the cat.
The cat makes a dash for "safety", only to discover that the cat-flap isn't.
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Next time use a catapult. |
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You are making the unwarranted assumption that the cat
knows that something that looks like a cat flap is probably a
cat flap. However, what if the cat had never before
encountered a cat flap? Why should it run to your fake flap
instead of elsewhere (away from the frightener)? |
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A stick on "junk yard dog" sticker for existing cat flaps could get you hauled in to court on cruelty to animals charges. |
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You would get to meet new people (cops, lawyers, activists, jailbirds ). |
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Along these same lines, the toilet bowl sticker that one places atop an end table. |
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