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An appealing idea, but doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to? |
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I would imagine so. But, I have to admit, the attribution for this idea goes to the wifey - she said it's something from a scene in a really strange dream she had, and now she won't elaborate on the details. So I'm guessing as much as you are. |
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//somewhere for the expelled air to go // through the nipple. |
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this does not need to be an exclusively female product. |
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Here I'm trying to imagine an implant for a squeaky toy when it dawns on my it's a squeaky toy AS an implant. Cold and flu season might sound like warm ups at the bagpipe corps. |
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[po] "Turn your head and squeak"? |
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The air could go from one to the other, if you had two. Of
course, this would cause them to change their relative sizes,
but I think this is not so unusual anyway. |
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//through the nipple// But then think of all the extra burping your poor baby would need! |
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+ hehe, funny bun for you! |
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//doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to?// |
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Instead of having an actual squeaker, you could have an electronic speaker. This would give her a variety of other sounds as well. Such as : air raid siren, deflating balloon, bell chimes, national anthem, "help let us out" and, for those times when she couldn't be bothered to fake it any more, an orgasm sound. |
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I can't believe I missed this one....added benefit (if
there were any before), lots of women complain that
men just squeeze away, like a rubber ball, so, if it
squeaks, it means you are doing it all wrong. |
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And you could download different ring tones? Someday I'm going to have trouble keeping up with all the changing mores. |
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Sort of reminds me of the phrase "pull the other one, it's got bells on it". |
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