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An oversized prosthetic nipple that can be attached to the shaved scalp of a man or a woman to give the impression that their head is a giant boob.
This should be sufficiently perplexing to bystanders to distract them from the fact that you are queue-jumping/shoplifting/recruiting for an anti-Big
Brother terrorist cell, allowing you to proceed undisturbed.
Wagster Ideas Ltd would like to apologise for the levity in this idea, we would like to assure you that normal baking service will resume after the silly season is over.
(???) The "evil link"
Autoboner2
A hint for [po] as to how [worldgineer] might have done it [Susan, Aug 24 2005]
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twit! thats funny though. |
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the third nipple compliments the third eye |
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Something Like " Sinead baldly goes where no Teletubbie has ever gone before"? |
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This is one quarter baked being that there are allready fake boobs out on the market and bold man seem to wear it a lot to parties (and eventually on their heads). The only thing, they would have to do, is cut it in half and then cut out the nipple... |
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Ok, I see your point. Prefab is much better. |
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I thought I saw lots of blokes wearing these at the JPII funeral. |
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Would this thing be filled with silicone? Would it undulate hypnotically as you walked? Would it require a bra hat? [+] |
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I guess [po]'d only be interested if it was painted sparkly green. |
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[po]I was only reflecting on what I found when I typed nipple into the search. Was [Nipple paint] by a different [po]? |
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[po]-Ah, that enigmatic emoticon. Rude thing! |
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OT Did you see myTooting ref in [Call it Persephone anyway]? |
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Hang-on, I just spotted a flaw: You wouldn't be able to put your hat on when it was cold. |
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[Pa've] Ah, and that'd be where the quaint old Northern-England phrase "Titfer" came from, and not "Tit for Tat" as has previously been presumed! Good show! Shame [Tabs] isn't around, he'd tell us! |
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Hello?.... hello?...must be out back. (A sinister shadow moves inside the Bakery, unnoticed by [Dub]) |
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This could be any cold, dark corner of the web, but the appearance of a sinister shadow holds forth a shield of substance, an enigma of tact, that hangers-on know as the Halfbakery twilight zone. |
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nenineni nenineni neninenitum tum... |
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"Submitted for your attention... [Tabs] took a flight from a place (s)he was familiar with... through a place some people call..." <fade in please [Susan]> |
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frumpdilyicious pollywog bakerloo |
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I have no idea what some of the internal conversations amongst the old-timers are about, but even I didn't expect that. (BTW, if there is something you old-timers would rather be called than...old-timers, let me know). |
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apparently [world] is not here yet! |
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10/2/06 ? how did you do that? |
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This is all preparation for my next life as a 'baker. Actually, I forgot I had done it - I learned that trick from [pluterday]. |
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Supercallifragilistic expliadidoses |
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[dub] TEH TIWLTIGHONZE
([zeno], by my side, is not getting it, [po], please explain, lest I have to put him in the basement again) |
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[sleeka] 1\2 old timers would do. |
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P.s [po] it has to do with [worldgineer]'s timetravel idea... |
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<pulls on silver jumpsuit - clicks heels - eyes tight shut - wishes hard (till it bleeds)> nothing fecking happens...! |
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<skulks away disappointed...> |
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// I forgot I had done it - I learned that trick from [pluterday]//
<runs back to her time machine...still there...what on earth was old great-granddad talking about?...oh!> |
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Wow, these threads get bizarre! It's fun reading, if only to try to figure out *anything* about the 1/2 old-timers involved. |
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That's one way to get guys to look away from a woman's chest.. |
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