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Squeaky Toy Silicone Implant

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—lurch, Jan 11 2009

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       An appealing idea, but doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to?
—pertinax, Jan 11 2009
   

       I would imagine so. But, I have to admit, the attribution for this idea goes to the wifey - she said it's something from a scene in a really strange dream she had, and now she won't elaborate on the details. So I'm guessing as much as you are.
—lurch, Jan 11 2009
   

       //somewhere for the expelled air to go // through the nipple.   

       this does not need to be an exclusively female product.
—po, Jan 11 2009
   

       Here I'm trying to imagine an implant for a squeaky toy when it dawns on my it's a squeaky toy AS an implant. Cold and flu season might sound like warm ups at the bagpipe corps.   

       [po] "Turn your head and squeak"?
—phoenix, Jan 11 2009
   

       The air could go from one to the other, if you had two. Of course, this would cause them to change their relative sizes, but I think this is not so unusual anyway.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 11 2009
   

       //through the nipple// But then think of all the extra burping your poor baby would need!
—pertinax, Jan 12 2009
   

       So...it'd be a hoot?   

       + hehe, funny bun for you!
—xandram, Jan 12 2009
   

       //doesn't the squeaking mechanism require somewhere for the expelled air to go to?//   

       Instead of having an actual squeaker, you could have an electronic speaker. This would give her a variety of other sounds as well. Such as : air raid siren, deflating balloon, bell chimes, national anthem, "help let us out" and, for those times when she couldn't be bothered to fake it any more, an orgasm sound.
—Bad Jim, Jan 12 2009
   

       I can't believe I missed this one....added benefit (if there were any before), lots of women complain that men just squeeze away, like a rubber ball, so, if it squeaks, it means you are doing it all wrong.
—senatorjam, Apr 17 2010
   

       And you could download different ring tones? Someday I'm going to have trouble keeping up with all the changing mores.
—normzone, Apr 17 2010
   

       Sort of reminds me of the phrase "pull the other one, it's got bells on it".
—Ling, Apr 18 2010
   


 

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